Where are the Scones?!

I'm in the Lake District and I can't find any scones. Or Kendal mint cake. What's that about? It is cold, rainy and filled with hills and lakes, so it's not too unlike its British namesake.

Pucon is tiny. I'm not certain but I think there are more hostels than houses here and as it's completely out of season (apparently the desert is a better winter destination than snow-capped mountains. Pah.) everyone's offering aggressive discounts.

Oh, and a siren went off just now. I'm not certain but I think it was a volcano warning. I ignored it; that's what you do with sirens, right?